.....LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE.....

peat muppet

2012-01-22T21:25:00.000-08:00

joker-tron

2010-05-01T00:14:00.000-07:00

Joker "TRON" + VIP Mix by Multiverse

finally released!

SUMMER WARS

2010-04-26T21:11:00.000-07:00

I watched "summer wars" the other night and was pretty much blown away. It's by director who did 'The girl who leapt through time' (also very good) It essentially nails the way my aging brain deals with concepts like "the internet". We downloaded a very high quality version but it was so dense certain parts set in "OZ" (you'll see) bogged down the computer with its graphic too-muchery.

GET THIS.

petty much gangster.

2010-04-26T21:08:00.000-07:00

been a long time, shouldn't have left you, without a cat gif to step to.

2010-04-01T09:19:00.001-07:00

dissed connection. that pun was so bad ass

2010-02-19T08:23:00.000-08:00

Gold Saturn on Lake Wheeler - m4w (Lake Wheeler) 24yr

from craigslist | missed connections in raleigh / durham / CH

We made eye contact going down Lake Wheeler.If you get this let me know and describe something about me.

---real conversation below. -----

AL: that's weird

MM: what.

AL: I guess some missed connections are shorter than others but I feel like there's no connection from one moving vehicle to another. It's crazy. (Motioning like a cop) Pull it over.

MM: That's not true. We've been taught by Dentene commercials that that kind of thing can be romantic.

AL: Sounds more like Mentos to me.

MM: No, like the commercial where the girl breathes on the glass...

AL: Oh... and writes her phone number or something.. I mean, I guess, but imagine a dude doing that. The moment you see a guy breathing on the glass of his car window you speed the fuck up. We've been taught that by psycho movies and Law and Order: SVU.

LAMES CAMERON/NIGHT NIGHT SHYAMAMALAN

2010-02-11T18:14:00.001-08:00

so the director who done brung us the village and circles went and made a live action version of Avatar: the last airbender. I've been watching it with MM and the Nickelodeon version is actually really good.

this would be a better movie, though

AVATAR: the last mind bender starring chriss angel.
AVATAR: the last gender bender

AVATAR: the last bender
AVATAR: the last Ben Kingsly

That's all I got for now.
lame train.

i propably shouldn't post this.

2010-02-07T22:36:00.001-08:00

So i was looking up a few pornographic parodies of films and i found this list. It's some of the names seem dubious, even by these standards, but then again, the most ridiculous ones on the list (Edward penis hands, Hairy Daughter and The Philosopher's Bone, and so on) do exist.
enjoy.

I was going to accompany this post with the movie's promo images but it seemed a but much. look em up yourself. My google browser is gross enough as it is. \

(ps, this is totally lifted from another page wholesale. sorry punks.)

* Lock, Cock, And Two Smoking Buttholes
* In-Da-Penis Day
* Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof
* You've Got Male Genitailia!
* Bowling for Concubines
* The Spoonies
* Logan's Come
* A Tale Of Two Titties
* The Gay Team
* Æon Fucks
* Bi-Transsexual Man
* American Dyke-Hoe
* Men in Blacks
* A Scanner Darky
* Bang-Cock Dangerous
* A Cock-and-Lips Now!
* The Bare Bitch Project
* Cat On A Hot Teen Poof
* Anal in the Outfield
* An Inconvenient Tooth
* 2001: A Face Odyssey
* Being Inside John Malkovich
* The Man Who Blew Too Little
* Bone In 60 Seconds
* A.I.: Artificial Insemination
* Lotion's Eleven
* Anal-ize This
* Dr. Strangeglove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love It In The Bum
* Daughterworld
* Honey, I Fucked The Kids!
* 101 Menstruations
* Hairy Daughter and The Philosopher's Bone
* Hairy Daughter and The Chamber of Semen
* Hairy Daughter and The Prisoner's Ass-Cabin
* Hairy Daughter and The Knoblet of Desire
* Hairy Daughter and The Order of The Penis
* Hairy Daughter and The Half-Black Prince
* Hairy Daughter and The Filthy Hollows
* All Quiet On The Western Cunt
* AVP - Anal Vaginal Penetration
* Face Invaders
* Gays of Thunder
* Open Daughter
* Much Ado About Fucking
* Das Booty
* Laid In Manhattan
* Donkey Punch-Drunk Love
* We Were Sodomites
* 2 Fists 2 Furious
* Kangaroo Jack-Off
* Lost In Menstruation
* 50 First Rapes
* Around The World With 80 Gays
* Dong Of The Dead
* The Dicks Of Hazzard
* Donnie Dark-Hoe
* I Heart Fuckabee's
* The Life Erotic
* The A-Fist-O-Crats
* House Of Waxy Discharge
* North Cuntry
* The Da Vinci Load
* Dave Chappelle's Cock Party
* Cherry Poppins
* The Pooncock Saints
* Left 4 Head
* 300...People Having Sex
* Oh, She's Eleven
* Shaving Ryan's Privates
* Lawrence of a Labia
* Night Of The Giving Head
* Itty Bitty Gang Bang
* Shitty Shitty Gang-bang
* Muffy the Vampire Layer
* Glad He Ate Her
* Black Cock Down
* In Diana Jones
* Inspect Her Gadget
* Men In Black (who like to have sex with each other)"
* Schindler's Fist
* Schlong Blade
* Sheep Impact
* Womb Raider
* Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
* Star Whores
* Twin Cheeks
* Tango and Gash
* Dick, Tracy?
* For Your Thighs Only
* In and Out in Beverly Hills
* The T & A Team
* Edward Penishands
* Sargent Pecker's Lonely Hearts Gang Bang
* E3: The Extra-Testicle
* Flesh Gordon
* King Dong
* Pulp Friction
* Malcolm XXX
* Ally McSqueal
* The Blown Ranger
* Lord Of The Cock Rings
* The Porn Identity
* 28 Gays Later
* Triple Dix's
* Bangman: The Dark Knight
* The 14 Year Old Virgin
* Rodzilla
* XXX-Men
* Roadclit
* James Cunt
* Cocky III
* Bad Toys
* Clithanger
* Blowwhite
* Bangbi
* Spancock
* 10.000 B.J.
* Requiem for a Cream
* Casabangca
* Mr. and Mrs. Clit
* 6-Mile
* The Wedding Bangers
* Indiana Bones
* Sheepless in Montana
* Moby's Dick
* National Pleasure
* American Fistery XXX
* ALF: Anal Loving Furries
* The Boner Collector
* The 6th Penis
* Iron Man
* Snatchmen

* The Ozporns
* I Know Who You Did Last Summer
* Saturday Night Beaver
* Indiana Bones in the Temple of Poon
* Black Snake Blown
* Alpha Doggystyle
* Titty Titty Bang Bang
* An Officer and a Genitalman
* MySpace
* Analstasia
* Butch Lesbian and the Lapdance Kid
* Dial M for Missionary
* Dog-Style Afternoon
* Enema of the State
* Fantastic Foursome: Rise of the Silver Schlong
* Resident Anal
* Halloweiner
* Hannah Does Her Sisters
* Honey, I Blew Everybody!
* I Cream On Genie
* In-Your-Rear-Endance Day
* Invasion Of The Snatch Prodders
* Lord Of The Rims
* On Golden Blonde
* The Bare Bitch Project
* The Da Vinci Load
* Willy Wanker and the Cocklate Factory
* The Number 69
* Riding In Boys With Cars
* Tailiens

* The Giver
* A Cockwork Orange
* Jurassic Poke
* Friday the 69th
* Two and a Half Men
* As Hard As It Gets
* Beverly Hills Cocks
* 2069: A Space Orgy
* A Nightmare on Dyke Street
* Anal-ize This
* Beaverly Hills Cop
* Shag The Dog
* Choke-A-Hontas
* Poke-a-Hot-Ass
* Divine Secretions of the Vaja Sisterhood
* Easy Ride Her
* Genital Hospital
* Grand Theft Anal
* Hairy Pooter
* Gonad the Barbarian
* Intercourse with a Vampire
* Interview With a Vibrator
* Miracle on 69th Street
* Missionary Impossible
* Pee-wee Sperming's Big Adventure
* Pumping Irene
* The Rocky Porno Video Show
* Screw the Right Thing
* Sgt. Pecker’s Lonely Heart’s Club Gangbang
* Who Reamed Robin Rabbit?
* Charlie Wilson's Whore
* Ate Men Out
* Ate Mile
* Battlestar Orgasmica
* Captain Hooker and Peter Porn
* Erectnophobia
* Fahrenheit 69
* The Long Ranger
* The Rodfather
* The Sexorcist
* The Slutty Professor
* The Sperminator
* The XXX Files
* School of Cock
* V for Vagina
* Weapons of Ass Destruction
* Whore of the Worlds
* Wet Quim For A Dream
* Charlie and the Cockolate Factory
* Star Whores: A New Grope
* Dark Side of the Poon
* Wish You Were Queer

Kinda Fucking Lame

* Queers and Boning in Las Vegas
* A Tale of Two Titties
* A Midsummer's Wet Dream
* Broadcast Nudes
* Cherry Potter
* There's Something About Gary
* Crocodile Dun-Me
* Cumming to America
* Cum On Eileen
* Eat the Robinsons
* Frosty the Blowman
* Her Meat-Tricks
* World Of Whorecraft
* Backsides to the Future
* Beaverjuice
* Dickman and Throbbing
* Ferris Bueller's Jack Off
* Facial Attraction
* Forrest Hump
* Ghostlusters
* Good Will Humping
* Headtv
* Gilligan's Asshole
* Knobit
* Little Shop of Whores
* Mad Maxine Beyond Thunderbone
* Murphy's Brown
* NYDP Blew
* Poop Dreams
* Reservoir Bitches
* Smokin’ Asses
* Snatch Adams
* Sperms of Endearment
* Tales from the Clit
* The Empire Strokes Black
* The Horny-Mooners
* The Humpback of Nasty Dames
* The Hunt for Miss October
* The Load Warrior
* The Man With the Golden Penis
* The Replacement Drillers
* The Sixth Inch
* The Touchables
* The Whore of the Worlds
* You’ve Got Tail
* 20,000 Legs Under the Sea
* 2002: A Sex Odyssey
* 9 1/2 Inches
* A Clockwork Orgy
* Ali-G in da Mouse
* American Hair Pie
* Anus and Andy
* Anus the Menace
* Apackolips Now
* Ass Rider
* Ass Ventura: Smut Detective

* Blast from the Pants
* Boobarella
* Beaver and Buttface
* Cliff Banger
* Death Poof
* Drilling Miss Daisy
* Fill Bill
* First Times at Cherry High
* Flashpants: Cop a Feeling
* Frisky Business
* FudgePac Man
* Full Metal Bikini
* Hard & Harder
* Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon
* Indiana Jones in the Temple of Poon
* In RearEndence Day
* Into the Wild Woman
* Jennifer Ate
* Juranal Park
* Lord Of The G-Strings
* Lust in Space
* Mad Jack: Beyond Thunderbone
* Mighty Joe Schlung
* Mutiny on the Booty
* Natural Born Thrillers
* Pornocchio
* Rage of Bonan
* Rambone
* Romancing the Bone
* Romeo Does Juliet
* Sexcalibur
* Sex Trek: Penetrations
* Splendor In The Ass
* Suck Rodgers in the 69th Century
* Terms of Endowment
* The Amityville Whorer
* The Ass Farmer
* The Bitches of Madison County
* The Bootyguard
* The Flintbones
* The Good, The Bad, And the Horny
* The Joy Suck Club
* The Maddam’s Family
* The Naked Bun
* The Pink Lagoon
* The Porn Birds
* The Queer Hunter
* The Sex Family Robinson
* The Sex Files
* The Talented Mr. Lickme
* The Texas Dildo Massacre
* The Wadd Squad
* Total Reball
* Waddzilla
* Watersports World
* Wet Dream Girls
* Wetness for the Prosecution
* When Harry Ate Sally
* White Men Can't Hump
* Willy Wonka and the Hershey Highway
* Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy
* Casawanker
* Monster's Balls
* Three's Company
* Blow
* Lord of the Rings
* Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring
* Wet Hot American Summer
* Fiddler On The Roof
* Mary Poppins
* Balls of Fury
* Snatch
* Toy Story
* The African Queen
* xXx
* Dick
* Gay Niggers From Outer Space
* Meatballs
* Freddy Got Fingered
* Deep Impact
* Unlawful Entry
* Splash
* Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
* The Midnight Meat Train
* The Passion
* Free Willy
* Growing Pains
* Malcolm in the Middle
* Scream
* The Goodies
* Mother, Speed, and Jugs

wonkfest

2010-02-01T14:06:00.000-08:00

who even listens to this stuff?

2010-01-30T07:49:00.000-08:00

My girlfriend likes to tell people that I (in sarcastic voice) Drop hot techno beats.
In reality, very little of the music I deal with is formal "techno". I couldn't tell her that because she thinks it's dumb on some levels. I'm inclined to agree with her. Who really cares? As long as it's relevant, fun and engaging why sweat taxonomy?

I do have to say that the verbal pigeonholing of dance music subsubgenres becomes a valuable tool when I need to find a certain needle sound in the internet haystack of available music. Thats why I have to insist that this is not techno, but dubstep. It would be possible to further describe the following mix, but it would just be convoluted and extraneous. Simply listen for those LFO wobbles and hammerfall percussion lines and you'll know what's what. seriously. And get a SOUNDCLOUD account. It's radstical.

Torqux n Twist - SkrewFace Mix by Torqux

this is a real show

2010-01-22T22:22:00.000-08:00

The Knife Show comes on once a week, is 6 hours long and predominantly hosted by a guy who is pretty much Hank Hill. Michela and I both saw them misspell tortoise as TOURTOUS and TORTIOSES a minute ago.

Don't watch high or your eyeball might fall out of your face and onto the floor.

milking the chihuahua

2010-01-21T06:52:00.000-08:00

He didn't know.

2010-01-17T20:23:00.000-08:00

Family Fun and Fellowship on blogger.

2010-01-17T20:07:00.000-08:00

If my family had a blog when I was growing up it would have been called "I'm going to kill him this time, I swear to god."

elija in concert

2010-01-17T02:23:00.000-08:00

front row and I'm tripping balls.

I know you know

2010-01-17T01:33:00.000-08:00

but this video is the shit.

way to be, Lee.

2010-01-17T01:04:00.000-08:00

Lee Walton Spent some time at elsewhere filming for a project. There were cameras everywhere aimed at people doing very mundane things. I have no idea what the final product is going to be (maybe that was it) but either way I'm stoked to have been a part of it.

Lee is clever. What's more, he's inspiring. He gave a presentation of his work over the years and I was tearing up with laughter. One project of particular hilarity was "F'book", video reenactments of status updates.

Here is a video i found today called "pulling strings" that's pretty charming.

look out for this guy... he's a real winner and go-getter.
Check out his website for more radicality.

be sure to check out "making changes"

Fake is Gr8- Mark Jenkins in winston salem

2010-01-16T21:17:00.000-08:00

Mark Jenkins is a social practice artist. That basically means that the physical products of his work are tools for establishing a particular interaction. These are not sculptures but props for a performance that takes place every time they are looked at by the viewer. As Stephen Maticjio (Curator, SECCA) quotes him:

And while these agents can be considered in the tradition of sculpture, Jenkins sees them less as art, and more as “questions.” More
specifically, he places these objects into the environment with no intention of reclaiming
them – allowing these questions/agents to “live” in public space without
restrictions, labels, or expectations.

(the rest of the essay available here)

I saw him speak at SECCA in winston-salem with some other folks from Elsewhere Artist Collective, since we do some of the ole' social practice art ourselves and I was pretty underwhelmed by the guy. He's not a terribly great speaker and his artwork lost a good deal of it's punch when I heard him describe it's more shocking aspects with a blithe and affected tone of boredom.

This was especially annoying when he dealt with the moment at which these mock humans could be described as a mean practical joke on the viewer. This piece got a police report, since it looks like a corpse:

There was a guy standing next to me at the lecture was absolutely livid at this. I was embarrassed because the man was turning red with anger, getting shriller and shriller as he repeated the phrase "Isn't it just advertising for you when this happens? People get scared! you profit from fear" and he kept saying "well, that's just, like, your opinion"...

I still like the guy's work, but don't look for anything more profound than the "wow, neat." moment.

here's some neat stuff from winston.

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wow. Lee Walton is way cooler anyway.

on your grave

2010-01-16T18:54:00.001-08:00

so wrong i had to post it twice...

thanks candied paint/;.

this is my soup account.

2009-12-24T09:38:00.001-08:00

i think this is a german program... the only two languages it's available in is english and german...

I love it.
sign up.

in reference to: My soup (view on Google Sidewiki)

SEASONAL AFFECTATION DISORDER

2009-12-15T08:07:00.000-08:00

I'm going to learn how to make a light pyramid in order to;
A) overcome the winter doldrums
B) return to my home planet after the stargate is destroyed.

Wonderland Wonderland Shining Star Jingle bells.

2009-08-04T20:33:00.000-07:00

every element of this video is kind of chilling.

dude... carrot top has pretty much hit the jump off.

2009-08-04T00:56:00.000-07:00

Cory arcangel

2009-08-03T21:33:00.000-07:00

Arnold Schoenberg's, Drei Klavierstücke, op. 11-I played by cats on pianos.

Arnold Schoenberg's, Drei Klavierstücke, op. 11-II played by cats on pianos.

Arnold Schoenberg's, Drei Klavierstücke, op. 11- III played by cats on pianos

Ron, Ron, the phenomenon

2009-07-19T10:59:00.000-07:00

RON LONGSDORF
He's sharing a studio with me right now... here's his baller blog.... more to come...

DJ SPACECAMP (not screwing around)

2009-07-16T09:06:00.000-07:00

Meet the newest member of the gang, DJ SPACECAMP.
He's also an IT director at the artist collaborative.

look out for this guy.

songs to spell chek to.

2009-07-15T10:28:00.000-07:00

Arr_jay_dee_two Sell*the*world (Zshare)

SURGE-gaynesboorgs -- le walkeyie talkyie (Zshare)

Lordz'ov/asid- vooodooo yoooo (Zshare)

Fagggit_farees+proxxxy FEEEDs The Horsse (Zshare)

NUw Skiffel Brigayde - gow murders a fizsh (Zshare)

KICKED OFF FACEBOOK

2009-07-14T12:06:00.000-07:00

This morning I got a text message that my facebook profile had been deleted. I went online to check and sure enough, I was totally erased. No biggie. I feel like I just got kicked out of hanes mall and am sneaking back in with a different colored shirt on... see you at the food court, bitches.

yr pal
twan tron.

PS> thanks in advance for the add.

fred fuckin' astaire.

2009-07-12T13:52:00.000-07:00

BROTHER READE is what we call a tastemaker group. Them Jeans is one of those blog remix mavens that seems to get to most stuff before we do... When one remixes the other you'd think it would be a glimpse into the incomprehensible future of music, but NO! it's actually a very accessible bloghouse remix. Go ahead, say you don't love her, i'll tap your baby mom's mother like savion glover.

BROTHER READE vs. THEM JEANS __ CLUB SODA (ZSHARE)

4 more songs and a FANZ photo

2009-07-12T13:36:00.000-07:00

this is a sculpture by andrew fansler.. wowee.

and here are some jammers...

TOADALLY (Zeek-share)

ELlGwUIincho_antillasss_toadosandtoes remix (zebra-share)

sndTHEKINKSkjsd_kjsdSUNNYAFTERNOONkjsd (MEE_share)

THEEsofftPUNKtruth_PPrromofunkk (Zleep-sharm)

my seeeestur.

2009-07-08T07:15:00.000-07:00

For the next month i'm going to be doing an artist residency with Molly Lowe. It's happenstance that she has the same last name as me, but we've adopted one another as siblings at least until august.Check out her website or i'll give you a dead-arm.

THATS when THE eagle SCREAMS

2009-07-06T08:43:00.000-07:00

<a href="http://music.garyfloater.com/album/a-hero-never-learns">The Dirty South by Gary Floater</a>

4th of july, 5th of vodka.

2009-07-04T21:55:00.001-07:00

SO... first off... rave digger is taken as a name... sheesh. my little brother came up with that when we were watching TV at my mom's house.. I know it's not a reference to THIS, because ben has never been on ecstasy, let alone strung out on it in the mid to late 90's....

Just wanted to get that out of the way..

lurve

spirit o 93

ps ///pictures from a parade... Happy Birthday Ammie.

dumb and bass (Rave Digger)

2009-07-04T16:46:00.000-07:00

RAVE DIGGER dumb and bass mix (z share)

raver? hardly know her.

2009-07-04T15:06:00.000-07:00

LukeVibert_iloveacid(((zee-share)))

KilpAndSpekky_UMbongo(((zshare)))

Albeniz_obras para piano (((Zshare)))

Day 1 @ EAC

2009-07-04T10:40:00.000-07:00

this is my desk now. woot.

Ryan Trecartin's video art iz kewl.

2009-07-03T12:55:00.000-07:00

So Ryan Trecartin's you tube channel has a lot of great stuff in it. From what i understand he is a real darling of the "New York video art scene", which was a statement that definitely made me a little incredulous of his work... But damn if it is not outstandingly disturbing (without being too aggressive and alienating) and imminently watchable (without being cheap and novel)... and in case you forgot what video art is, here is a link to Andre Callot's 2 cents...

This series (I-BE area) is my favorite so far....

that totally just happened/

2009-07-02T15:54:00.000-07:00

My first day in the elsewhere artist collective and i got a segway lesson from a police officer. He told me that it's against police regulations to fire a weapon from one, but an armed segway chase is still a charming notion.

more later
the spirit o 93

(___________) just kicked my roll in.

2009-07-02T14:57:00.000-07:00

So i was talking to someone about raves today and decided that the time for being ashamed of my childhood pants is past now. But i was seriously ashamed for, like, 5 years. whatever.

GetWellSoon_Bornnslippynuxxx(uunderworldcover) (((Zshark)))
Mr.Oizo_Skatesteak (((Zshark))))
T.Raumsmiere/Mrs.Kitten_the game is not over(((((Zshark)))
TheVasalines_son of a gun ((((Zshark)))

RAVE DIGGER

2009-07-01T11:31:00.000-07:00

SUICIDE_CHEREE//////Z-SHARK
"too punk to tour with the clash"

RESO_SMASH.YER.FACE.IN/////Z-SCARF
"Dubstep like 90's Hardcore"

MORRISSEY_When.I.Last.Spoke.to.Carol(TOY_SELECTA RMX)////P-SHARE
"Cheeky, but effective"

DJ_RUPTURE_Cumbia.De.Las.Piratas.REFIX///////FREE-SHARE
"Holy shit, this guy is the shit and has been forever. "

luv
the ghost of '93 past.

The DaVenetian Snares Code

2009-07-01T04:08:00.000-07:00

You may already know this, since you are all geniuses, but i just found out that this picture is embedded in venetian snares "look" track on 'songs about my cat'.

if you don't believe me, watch the video:

and here is how it's done/ who else does it (plaid, aphex twin)

neato.

lurve, the spirit o' 93

bring on the songs, ding dongs.

2009-07-01T03:41:00.000-07:00

DaTsiK_APPLES/wokkawokka_dubstep((Z-share))

CasioKids_finnbikkjen/Norwegian_wall'o'sound((Z-SHARE))

MUSTANG_amarillosubmarine/Sabes los beeetles?((Z-sHaRe))

NouvelleVague_LoveWillTearUsApart/the crying dance ((Z-share))

and who knows? could be the best song you heard all week, could be the second or third///I don't. \\

yr pal
DJ1993J

emoticon-artist

2009-06-30T22:56:00.000-07:00

Every body hates emoticons.

-┌─┐ ─┐
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-│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
-│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
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-spirit o' 93 : )

RAVE GOT MOVED

2009-06-30T20:40:00.000-07:00

ROOTS ROCK REMINDER

2009-06-30T15:50:00.000-07:00

you may have seen this flyer on thee FB today. If you did, you need to get off your laptop/phone/computer chair and enjoy what lovely weather NC has to offer today. If you don't live in tarheel country, disreguard the previous message and continue facebooking in your miserable state.

ANYONE AT ALL who wishes to get their ass handed to them in foosball is welcome to meet me at elliotts revue around 6 or 6:30. Otherwise, come by whenever and listen to something interesting.

smell yo dick

2009-06-29T18:26:00.000-07:00

I sort of can't believe this is a song, but it's pretty good. no embedding... so this is a link.
#1 take home lyric : "smell my dick, waitaminute, HOLD UP."

g8 city, gr8 city.

2009-06-28T11:40:00.000-07:00

"She's a performance artist, therefore has no boundries"
happy birthday kate.

the spirit o' '93

LETS RAVE

2009-06-25T08:45:00.000-07:00

so i'm trying to have a rave in greensboro on july 2nd at an undisclosed location... HUEVOS vs. BRAZIL full contact BFF action will be there.

email me.

spirit o 93

Rustie gets WONKED by the spirit o' 93

2009-06-24T10:09:00.000-07:00

RUSTIEbadscience_DJ-1993-J-rewonk (Z-share)

Hey y'all... this is a quick edit i did last night. i'm pretty stoked with it. Maybe I can get MC top notch to come out of the bottle on this one.

yr pal
1993 to shining sea.

remember when?

2009-06-22T17:29:00.000-07:00

this kicks my roll in so hard.

yr pal

the spirit o' 93

Can you possibly think you could ever party like us?

2009-06-21T12:09:00.000-07:00

DAY AT THE RACES.

2009-06-21T11:48:00.001-07:00

BOWMAN G STADIUM (the short track) is the most fun you can have in winston salem for $10 (except drugs, maybe....)

Ben and Anthony's Fantasy Movie Hours

2009-06-17T06:37:00.001-07:00

SLAVA: CZECH BIKINI MODELS FROM THE CENTER OF THE EARTH
A Serbian rescue team finds a lost group of swimsuit models who have been made "even hotter" by radioactivity.

HAIL TO CHIEF: An American Indian is elected president and everybody has reservations.

THE GREAT GANDOLFINI: James Gandolfini plays himself in a movie about an Italian Wizard.

VAMPIRE ON WEREWOLF MOUNTAIN: A coming of age story about not fitting in.

MANTANA: A story about the gay annexation of Montana.

365 DAYS TILL RETIREMENT: The Danny Glover Story.

MAID OF HONOR: An action thriller about a Naval Officer's housekeeper who finds herself at the center of an international plot to blow up America.

Chicago university is the bomb.

2009-06-14T13:14:00.001-07:00

Went to Chicago last week with fansler (thanks pr the red hat. Ben even said it looked cool.) Here is some photographic evidence of the trip.

where we're going, we don't need roads.

2009-06-14T12:59:00.000-07:00

So i'll be spending some time in the ELSEWHERE COLLECTIVE this July whereupon i'll be using
this blog as a documentation tool for an abstract performance piece i think i'm going to give the working title : "Dance Music is The Bomb". I say this now because i feel as though this post is more than likely going to be read retrospectively after you, the reader, has scrolled back through my rollercoaster thrill ride of internet media. ... Cheers! AGL

Let me into your life and things will never be the same.

2009-06-09T17:23:00.000-07:00

Hopefully you'll just trust me that they're beautiful as well as informative.

MUSIC/SOUNDSCAPE/"SHAPES"

COPYREPEAT (unfinished)

T

WINSTON-GIRLS

++++++++++++++++++++++((old stuff))++++++++++++=

7 very academic remixes.

PUNKERBELLS CANNON
FAKE_ID_RAVERS
JUST/BREATHE
SHE BLOWS GLASS
SWEETPONE
WE ARE ALL JUST FRIENDS HERE

though it is, "sex education" is in my opinion, the best thing I have ever programmed.

Produkt
Superbastard
Sexeducation
Spitlead
threwwhat? (wet hot american phone call mix)

As a bonus (or added burden if you hate these so far and are listening to be polite/thorough) here is an extra song from the hard drive i never finished.

THE SPICE OF LIFE megamix.

Faith 4 ever
Faith 4 ever (instrumental)

Tage caused by prolonged listening.

Skittles.

see how the other blog is doing.

2009-05-31T23:18:00.000-07:00

go to
BROKEN FADER REVIEW>>>> seriously. '
'93ers

dearly beloved

2009-05-31T22:49:00.001-07:00

SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER.

'93

3 WOBBLES AND AN OLD BEETROOT.

2009-05-15T10:41:00.001-07:00

RESO_smash yer face in (zshare)
AC SLATER_everyday hustle remix (z share)
STENCHMAN_number 1 (z share)
BLOODY BEETROOTS_-verralamorteeavra-ituoiocchi(Z shaRE)

YR BUDDY
DJ-1993-J

dancing machines = simple machines

2009-05-10T09:26:00.000-07:00

DR.KUTCHKOpatricia_never_leaves_the_house(((zippyshare)))

kind of a fave @ the rave for me right now. really charmingly dumb. reminds me of me.

cuddle puddles ,
agl1993-eternal

ps. bonus! (z-share) ... your son is dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead .. happy mothers day.

dj-1993-j workingmix

2009-05-05T22:08:00.000-07:00

tiiiiiiiight-zshare

Girl Stuff

2009-04-29T15:24:00.000-07:00

COKIRUFFlovin
KIDsisterPROnails(RUSKOremix)

pet me.

2009-04-29T15:21:00.001-07:00

CASPAMYpetMONSTER

FREEKWAVE DUBSTEB>>>>>ZOMBY_RUSTIE

2009-04-29T15:16:00.000-07:00

ZOMBYAQUAFRESH
RUSTIEBADSCIENCE

caspa tasptrophe

2009-04-29T14:58:00.000-07:00

WOBBLE
CASPAFLOOR*DEM
NO WOBBLE
CASPATHE*TERMINATOR

the action packed SANDANA kicks you the fucking jams

2009-04-20T09:13:00.001-07:00

SO THIS COMPILATION IS PRETTY MUCH UNASSAILABLE. look out for the don rickles samples. (Z-share)

love love love
AGL

Re: to be choreographed and reviewed.

2009-03-04T13:11:00.000-08:00

Sorry this took so long to get this to you. I do everything slow except the EQing. that i do very fast and DIIIIRTY.

Here there dancers. ------> here is a link to the z share page where the most current version of " copy/repeat (process edit to be choreographed by Blakney and Co. remix)"....

hope its everything you consider passable.

AGL

2009-02-17T20:55:00.000-08:00

THAT (kind of old but still pretty fucking good) FIRE

FNBGS ADULT_SITUAIONS MEGAMIX (Zshare)

FNBGS ---SGBNF

2009-02-16T13:08:00.000-08:00

John and I recorded this a while ago... for the first 15 minutes at least one electro track is playing backwards... see if you can spot it.

FNBGS BACKWARDS FORWARDS UPWARDS ONWARDS MIX

yaaaaaaaaaay.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2001

2009-02-16T13:00:00.001-08:00

This was a song commissioned for a very special birthday girl named faith. My roommate Tim and I whipped this up in 3 days in 2001.

DUANE NOVA (feat. Tim LaFollett) HICKIES AND GLITTER (VOCAL)

DUANE NOVA (feat. Tim LaFollett) HICKIES AND GLITTER (INSTR)

BONUS BEATSSSSSSSS

2009-02-16T12:52:00.001-08:00

DUANE NOVA - SPICE OF LIFE MASH UP (2001)
z share

7 VERY ACADEMIC REMIXES (DUANE NOVA)

2009-02-16T12:30:00.001-08:00

These songs were all made from samples of college glee clubs covering pop songs... they were intended for a live show at college hill in Greensboro NC with Brother reade like a 8 years ago. I never deleted the files.

DUANE NOVA: 7 VERY ACADEMIC REMIXES

zshare links below!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1)"Fake ID Ravers"

2)"COME_ON_MY_SURVIVOR"

3)"Punkerbell's Cannon"

4)"She Blows Glass"

5)"Sweet Pone" (extended twithouse version)

6)"We are all just friends here"

7)"Just Breathe"

DUANE NOVA (yr pal from 2001)

2009-02-16T11:59:00.000-08:00

Around 2000 under the name DUANE NOVA i put out a few E.P.s made out of specific source material. "I JUST WANTED YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME" is sourced from voicemail recordings and dictaphone tapes of friends.

"I JUST WANTED YOU TO BE PROUD OF ME" E.P.

1) SEX EDUCATION
feat. JAMZ JOLLIFF and JUNEBUG.

2)Wet Hot American Phone Call
feat. KenBoss.

3)"SUPERBASTARD"
feat. ?

4)superbastard_SUPUHBASUTARDOedit2001

5)SPITLEAD
feat. JAMZ JOLLIFF

6)PRODUKT
feat. ?

Enjoy em. we can all laugh about it now.

MAXWELLS SILVER JAMMER

2009-02-15T15:07:00.000-08:00

John and I did this charming little remix live.

Maxwell's Silver Jammer Mp3 (Zshare)

FNBGS live at pluck bebefit

2009-02-15T14:44:00.000-08:00

We've played a couple of benefit shows for PLUCK... an UNCSA program that raises money for their dance students. As a dj that likes dance music, that's something I can get behind. Thanks to Kat for the hook up and adam the sound guy.

Here's a little of the set... (Zshare)

SUGAR HIGH GANG LIVE...

2009-02-15T13:14:00.000-08:00

THIS IS THE SUGAR HIGH GANG...

They played a show with FNBGS at the WEREHOUSE in winston salem NC on Friday the 13th 2009.. the day before valentines day. They're pretty much your new favorite band, even if you don't know it yet.... Be sure to add them on MYSPACE.... they send out the most charming bulletins.

this was the set, all downloadable on ZSHARE... just click the song titles, friends.

INTRO (fnbgs)

WORK IT

LAME DUDE

SNACK ATTACK

SHOPBOT 3000

CLAP CLAP

ANIMAL PARTY

SKINNY JEANS DANCE PARTY

SUGAR HIGH GANG BANG

.......and a good time was had by alllllllllll...

FNBGS live inside a computerized version of Elliott's Review

2009-02-15T13:11:00.000-08:00

Some classic FNBGS mixing that my computer recorded with the internal mic by accident. mmmmmmm..... technowey...

John and I had a sort of impromptu set last night at ER in Winston Salem.... We jammed, they drank, we played some records and some fooseball and eerrebody had a good time... HERE IS A LINK TO THE FILE MY LAPTOP RECORDED WHILE WE WERE PLAYING. There is a lot of talking and other bar noises and the sound is total shit, but i think that just adds to the charm......

ZBOY-ZSHARE

2009-02-15T13:06:00.000-08:00

THIS IS A LINK TO DOWNLOAD JOHN'S (FNBGS/ JOHN AND ANTHONY) SET AT ER (sometime) THIS FEB .....

FNBGS---FNBGS---FNBGS---mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*JOHN*JOHN*JOHN*JOHN*JOHN*JOHN*(live)*(live)*(live)*(live)*(live)*dubstepper*dubstepper*dubstepper*dubstepper*feb11/09*feb11/09*mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*mp3*